catazoid:

Lyalya is 99% tail and 1% cat

· cats

The Making of Lady and the Tramp (1955)

Yes, I am going to blackmail Windblade. I don’t know with what just yet but I’ll do it.

i am certain that will end wonderfully for you, absolutely 

misreads “blacklist” as “blackmail”

largeleader:

shwit:

please take photoshop away from me

but does that mean…

· shit

the-frostiest-of-butts:

lunabase:

I wonder what its like to slow dance with your boyfriend in your kitchen at 2 am to your favorite song in your pajamas

stay the fuck away from my boyfriend and my pajamas

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

· cats

man i have my skype name set to The Riddler but i barely ever act IC

so there’s shit like “The Riddler hugs” or “The Riddler covers you in blankets” and sometimes it’s amusing to look at

glutenfreewaffles:

Do you ever have suCH A GOOD FAN FICTION IDEA

AND THEN

YOU CAN’T FUCKING WRITE IT BECAUSE THIS IDEA IS SO GOOD IT DESERVES AT LEAST 65,293 WORDS AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T GIVE IT THAT.