I made this joke at least 5 times. A comic was due.
Snake get your wet everything away from my laptop
cyber ninja adventures
Much to David’s relief, Hal was unable to source suitably ugly sweaters before Christmas arrived that first year. That didn’t stop him in following years however.
I laugh when I think about that scene in MGS4 where Raiden is clinging to Snake’s leg and going on and on about how horrible his life is while Snake, sick and in pain and sort of bitter about the fact that he’s gonna die soon, fumbles around trying to make him feel better anyway. I laugh so I don’t cry about the fact that these two assholes obviously fucking care about each other and consider each other to be a part of their weird fucked up families, and also because it’s a bit obvious that this might not be the first time that Raiden, with nowhere else to go, went to Snake for comfort. And Snake, as horrible as he is at making other people feel better, helps him regardless.
Solid Snake, #7
what are you even doing snake
where are you even going
The nightmares? They never go away, Snake. Once you’ve been on the battlefield, tasted the exhilaration, the tension… it all becomes part of you. Once you’ve awakened the warrior within… it never sleeps again. You crave ever bigger tensions, ever bigger thrills. As a mercenary, I’d think you would have realized that by now. You care nothing for power, or money, or even sex. The only thing that satisfies your cravings is war! All I’ve done is give you a place for it. I’ve given you a reason to live.